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  1. The next time you say the word "chair" you die instantly.
  2. You are compelled to obey any order that's given to you unless it is directly suicidal
  3. Be Sarah Palin
  4. Know where the dearest thing to you is but never be able to reach it
  5. Your skin of your hands has the exact look and feel of a cob with the corn eaten off of it
  6. At 3:00 AM on a normal night all of the walls, floors, ceilings, and other structural elements of your house suddenly turn into painfully hot water.
  7. Have a bucket of bees poured down your pants
  8. Fall into a vat of strangers' sewage
  9. Only be able to type with your tongue
  10. Taste only Limburger


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