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Options 1730 to 1740
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Be manic depressive
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Fall into a vat of your friends' sewage
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Dance non-stop for the rest of your life, even in your sleep
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Your lips are replaced with black velcro
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Be attracted to monkeys
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Any clothing or clothing-like covering causes your skin to break out in an unbearable rash if worn for more than a few minutes
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Have to walk around on your hands all the time
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The next time you say the word "chair" you die instantly.
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You are compelled to obey any order that's given to you unless it is directly suicidal
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Be Sarah Palin