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Wake up to discover your spouse is missing
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Every time you sneeze you shrink by 0.1% of your current height.
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Vacations and holidays didn't exist. You still get the weekends off, but you never get long periods of time off or long weekends.
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Every morning you are woken up by someone punching you in the face.
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Lose a thumb
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Be a beautiful mermaid on permanent exhibit in a public aquarium
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Vomit sand once a day
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Be killed by Pokemon
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Blow your nose with a vagrant's underwear
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Have ears on the bottoms of your feet