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Be a cocaine user & occasionally get important stuff done
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At any time you can turn your hip sockets into a personal jetpack, but if you do it will permanently blow off your legs
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Have the most boring job in the world
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Be unable to understand/hear anyone and require them to say everything to you twice
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Your hair catches on fire every time you say the word "because"
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Alien space bats suddenly terraform Mars and transport your home city there. The climate is arid but habitable, with vegetation similar to the arctic circle on Earth.
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Have the body of a cat
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All future video games adopt the cell phone game paradigm: "free to play but the game is annoying somehow (you have to wait, you have to grind, you need rare drops, etc...) unless you pay with microtransactions"
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Be scared of mobile phones
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Everyone except you loses the ability to do math and can never relearn