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						Become a werecow
					
 
				
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						All liquids taste unbearably disgusting to you, except whiskey
					
 
				
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						Be servant to the poor
					
 
				
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						Have to repeat everything you say twice no matter how clearly you have said it because your conversational partner cannot understand/hear you
					
 
				
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						Drink from the toilet bowl
					
 
				
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						Be famous for being sleazy
					
 
				
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						Be locked in a room with Dracula
					
 
				
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						Eat a banana slug
					
 
				
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						Overwhelmingly powerful aliens arrive and demand 50% of the human population as slaves, chosen by random lots. The other 50% will be left behind on Earth to do as they please.