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Everyone except you knows aliens exist, but they hide it from you and mock you behind your back
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Be deaf in one ear
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Have only three toes
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Every time you sneeze you fire a shotgun blast out of your mouth.
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You become a billionaire but you also become colossally stupid
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Find out the Bea Arthur is your real mother
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Wake up to find your ear stapled to the ear of a random stranger
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Live as a homeless person in a place with a nice climate
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Discover that all your memories before the age of 20 are false
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Every day when you come in to work your co-workers each lick your face once