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  1. Get your two front teeth for Christmas
  2. Correct grammar was enforced in all contexts (including chat and texting). Each mistake was automatically punished with a $1 fine.
  3. Have everyone sing The Unbirthday song from Alice in Wonderland to you every day but be ignored on your real birthday
  4. Embrace stoicism
  5. Eat cat food
  6. Your two closest male co-workers walk up to your desk, pee on it (while chatting about sports) then walk away as if nothing happened
  7. Find one cockroach every time you open your toilet
  8. The only computer you can use from now on is an iPad
  9. Be the oldest person on earth
  10. The Great Lakes cease to exist


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