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It turns out dogs are the smartest beings on the planet and humans exist mainly to serve them
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Every chip you ate was stale
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Be extremely competent but have no self confidence
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Use the washroom, look in the bowl, and see maggots
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Genuinely believe you are much better liked and much more admired than you really are
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Vomit marbles
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Every second cell in your body duplicates
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Have hands at the end of your legs
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Sit at a desk all day
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Live as a Dwarf in the Dwarf Fortress universe