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Correct grammar was no longer required in any circumstances (including books, newspapers, legal documents)
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It turns out dogs are the smartest beings on the planet and humans exist mainly to serve them
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Be extremely competent but have no self confidence
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Use the washroom, look in the bowl, and see maggots
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Sit at a desk all day
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Vomit marbles
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Genuinely believe you are much better liked and much more admired than you really are
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Every second cell in your body duplicates
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Have hands at the end of your legs
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In exactly ten years animals larger than a Pygmy marmoset will transform into a blue whale. These blue whales will be regular blue whales in every way except they will possess the memories and same intellectual capacity as their original form. Everyone knows this is coming.