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Options 1060 to 1070
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It turns out dogs are the smartest beings on the planet and humans exist mainly to serve them
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Be extremely competent but have no self confidence
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Get into a large bathtub of room temperature cola (of your choice) and be unable to leave until you drink it all
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Eat dog food
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Use the washroom, look in the bowl, and see maggots
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Compulsively end every sentence with the word "pie"
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Sit at a desk all day
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Your two closest male co-workers walk up to your desk, pee on it (while chatting about sports) then walk away as if nothing happened
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Be a dish that ran away with a spoon
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Be an Ewok