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You have to pick:

Be constantly surrounded by a swarm of mosquitoes who tell you bad puns continuously in a voice that sounds like 100 mosquito whines in unison

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Superman hates you fiercly (but considers it morally wrong to kill you)

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RbrtKurtz
So, a fictional character hates me? Where is the down side to that? Being the bad guy in a comic? Oh no! The humanity! I could never handle such an atrocity. :/

JonThompsonsEmail
For the purpose of this option you can assume superman is real. I guess you have to assume that he is real regardless of whether you pick this option or not, otherwise it adds an odd positive dimension to it.

bjfreeman801
The feeling is mutual, Superman.

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