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Whenever you sleep, you start levitating, slowly drifting upward over the course of the night until you come to rest on the ceiling after a couple of hours
 
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Have an ingrown toenail

 
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Garenzo314

I've had ingrown toenails before, they aren't THAT bad...

JonThompsonsEmail

After discussing this with someone I think that you must drift down when you wake up (quickly, but slow enough to not be harmed). Otherwise its pretty bad.

You could still drift over spikes, but at least you don't start each day with a fall.

JonThompsonsEmail

It also makes it more feasible to sleep outside. You might still drift away and get lost, but at least you won't fall from the stratosphere if you pass out for the night.

JonThompsonsEmail

I've had some that are quite bad. They really hurt and required (minor) surgery to correct.

bryan.derksen

I guess I could install straps on my bed.

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