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Gain invulnerability and super-speed, allowing you to run anywhere in the world within an hour, but transform into a talking thoroughbred racehorse. Anyone you carry shares your invulnerability.

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Gain superpowers allowing you to emit highly visible and flashy heat rays, stun rays, kinetic impact rays, or other similar ray-based effects at will. The downside: the rays all emanate from your crotch.

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Prairie.Bandit
Can you control when they are emitted? If so, it would be handy when outside in the cold. Otherwise... no.

errorblankfeild
Do I have a hypno-ray?

rasmus.herbst
Downside? What downside? That's awesome!

danielkinane
Kind of like Destroyman from No More Heroes.

Lina.mlr.25
Since it says the words "at will" (which means you control when it happens....) then yes.

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