Yay! I'm *(%&@(#$&@($!
not a huge disadvantage. Just refer to yourself as "the person formerly known as (your name here)".
This includes smart phones and hand-held devices in general - even though without internet access.
I have a rock for a cellphone anyway.
Where should this comment appear?
This pairing only
Whenever "Live in a world without cell phones" appears
Whenever "Your name be an unpronounceable symbol" appears