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Turn into a mermaid (or merman if you prefer), but instead of being able to breathe water you're able to swim through air as if it had the same density as water.

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Have an ingrown toenail

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Garenzo314
I've had ingrown toenails before, they aren't THAT bad...

JonThompsonsEmail
I've had some that are quite bad. They really hurt and required (minor) surgery to correct.

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