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You have to pick:

Take 30 hits of acid
 
or
 
Every time you sit down to each any meal there is a 50% chance that it has transformed into a really good sandwich

 
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Lucien1920

Watch out for the rainbow striped unicorn in your basement! Oh! And the old man strumming a banjo with a leperchan dancing around him in your bedroom! AND the endless void of lenolium you might fall into if you go into your kitchen! Quick jump for the couch! THE COUCH IS A SAFE ZONE!!!

hellraezer

Are you immune to side effects?

JonThompsonsEmail

The sandwich is one of your favorite types of sandwich. Burgers count as sandwiches.

JonThompsonsEmail

@hellraezer: No.

sega_shaman

Abuse this like crazy. Make a meal of really cheap things, keep sitting down until it's a good sandwich.

cathyfishy

at once?

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