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Have 1 liter of spoiled milk injected into your bladder

Every time you go to eat a sandwich there is a 50% chance that it disappears and is replaced with crumbs, as if it was eaten by someone else

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JonThompsonsEmail
Burgers count as sandwiches

JonThompsonsEmail
Generally it disappears when you are distracted or when you look away for a moment. But it STILL happens even if you don't.

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bryan.derksen

As an experiment/vengeance, I'll try eating a poisoned sandwich. If it doesn't disappear I'll just spit it out again, otherwise whoever's stealing my sandwiches will get it.

If poison doesn't work because I'm dealing with some kind of supernatural entity, I'll put a time bomb between a couple slices of bread and try that. If it doesn't disappear I'll spit it out and disable the timer.

Such is my war with the magical forces of WYR.

JonThompsonsEmail
You are not allowed to urinate until the injection is complete (though you can immediately after).

bryan.derksen
According to http://hypertextbook.com/facts/2001/DanielShaw.shtml 1 liter is at the very upper limit of the usual range of capacity for the human bladder, so most people aren't going to be able to hold that much and will risk rupture. Could be quite serious, and wouldn't be surprised if it'd lead to kidney damage and infection.

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