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You have to pick:

Have everyone sing The Unbirthday song from Alice in Wonderland to you every day but be ignored on your real birthday
 
or
 
Be mauled by a bear

 
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danielkinane

This would get extremely irritating extremely quickly.

RoguePainter

EVERYONE would sing it to you

JonThompsonsEmail

Yeah, but its over quickly. Basically your sacrificing what 1-2 minutes a day.

Sure its a negative, but a lot better than 99% of the other stuff on this site.

IMFeatherlin

do i die from the mauling?

JonThompsonsEmail

Your chance of surviving is the same as it would be for anyone mauled by a bear. I couldn't find any stats on that, although I did find one of those webquiz calculator thingies: http://www.heyquiz.com/quiz/bear-attack

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