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Alien space bats scoop up your home city and deposit it on the shallow continental shelf several hundred miles offshore from Florida. Since they're benevolent, they turn everyone brought along with it into merfolk.
 
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Be constantly surrounded by a swarm of mosquitoes who tell you bad puns continuously in a voice that sounds like 100 mosquito whines in unison

 
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