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Every spring you turn into a tree. The process takes several days, allowing you opportunity to find a good spot to root. After you lose your leaves in autumn you change back into a human again. You only age while in human form.

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Swim with hippos

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revegelance
Ugh. I'd only be sentient during winter. No thanks.

bryan.derksen
You're sentient as a tree too, though in a sufficiently tree-like way that you don't go nuts from not being able to move. It's maaagic.

deborah.louise.hall
People don't realize that hippos are one of the most dangerous animals, and they would kill you.

cali141
Hippos are literally the most dangerous animal on earth. Google it. You would very likely die via mauling or drowning.

gruntspwn
As long as I'm not ripped down, I wouldn't mind only being mobile in the cold seasons!

Fr05tyFlak35
well whens harvest???? :D

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