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Be cursed to have the head of a donkey. You are unable to speak and can only make braying sounds.

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Be cursed to change into a donkey any time someone calls you an "ass", only changing back when someone calls you a "human"

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Lolla.Fafai
Can I talk?

bryan.derksen
Nope. You'll probably want to let some friends know how to switch you back ahead of time. :)

cj.smith654
@bryan.derksen so that when a donkey comes up and bites their arm they know to turn you back. Genius. But I fear my girlfriend might have a little too much fun with this.

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