The fishtail is not sooo bad. You could just use a wheelchair.
sojikari
Fantasy. Come. True.
napadan1990
If it was just me I'd be a freaky fish guy, at least with it happening to everyone else we'd all enjoy it.
napadan1990
This has got to be one of the best options, seeing as most of the ones it ends up with would be cool if everyone could do.
jonnyt_
Except there are a lot of bad options on this site too.
bryan.derksen
On the downside it's going to basically destroy civilization and leave large numbers of people stranded far from water, with difficult prospects for surviving.