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You have to pick:

You switch genders whenever you're splashed with cold water, changing back only when splashed with warm water
 
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Your body dies but your mind is transferred to a magically-animated teddy bear

 
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sojikari

Unless it involves me inheriting a million gazillion dollars from some jackoff member of the family I hate because they died, I'm going this way, because it sounds awesome, and it begs the question: What the hell would you call it if you artificially inseminated yourself with your own sperm?

whargolflorp

be kon, or Ranma

waabHermes

Would this make me immortal? I think this would make me immortal. My choice is going to be based on that assumption.

coolkat44444

Ranma 1/2 much?

JonThompsonsEmail

As immortal as a teddy bear. Teddy bears do wear out and wreck. Especially if they are walking around. Easy to fix, I suppose.

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