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You have to pick:

Have teeth for toe-nails
 
or
 
Be able to pilot bears like airplanes (but the bears are horribly rude to you)

 
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jburtson

That would actually be pretty awesome

SlicedFruit

Do I have to brush my toe teeth? Is there special toothpaste for use on the foot?

JonThompsonsEmail

I think you probably would have to brush them. Although they wouldn't get as much on them as normal teeth, so perhaps they'd be ok. Maybe just careful washing when you normally shower would be sufficient.

JonThompsonsEmail

bryan.derksen:
-> I want to be a bear pilot. I can stand the bear insults.
jonthompsonsemail:
-> Just what I was thinking
bryan.derksen:
-> Or should I say... I can bear them.
thehankerchief:
-> how fast does a bearplane go?
jonthompsonsemail:
- If you crash one does it leave bruins?
bryan.derksen:
-> A grizzly scene.
-> Sorry. I shouldn't panda to the pun-loving crowd.
jonthompsonsemail:
-> Thats some pretty black bear-humor
bryan.derksen:
-> That was poor koalaty humor.
jonthompsonsemail:
-> If you command a squadron of flying bears does that make you an Ursa Major?

revegelance

Seems to be a rather Polar-izing option.

bjfreeman801

Sounds like a grizzly situation.

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