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A bum off the street walks up to you and licks your face three times
 
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Have tiny flesh eating pig heads on the ends of your fingers

 
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jonnyt_

If you cut them off they grow back

whargolflorp

they are flesh-eating so would they try to eat you?

shotgun.suzie1

Well this often happens on a saturday night and its not that bad....

JonThompsonsEmail

Yes, but you control your fingers. So they can't pull your hand toward you, but if you leave your hand resting on your chest... bad things happen. :(

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