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A bum off the street walks up to you and punches you in the face as hard as he can

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Wake up to discover that you now have the career that you dreamed of having when you were a child. You are very good at what you do but cannot switch jobs.

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bryan.derksen
Here's hoping that a combination of malnutrition and exposure have weakened him, I guess.

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