I'd rather be the guy covered in bad puns, then the guy covered in your mom.
Remember, maggots eat dead flesh.
I'm already know for this.
Waking up covered in insect/larvae is a popular choice here. Seeing as it only happens once, I could live with it.
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Whenever "Be known for telling bad puns" appears