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You gain the ability to breathe water just as well as air, but your legs fuse into a fishlike tail resulting in limited mobility on land

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jonnyt_
The fishtail is not sooo bad. You could just use a wheelchair.

sojikari
Fantasy. Come. True.

TenordrummerPika
BOOOOOYYY IMMA LIVE IN THE OCEAN.

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