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Be a magically-animated stone statue

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sojikari

Don't you blink now. ;)

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Be a magically-animated solid gold statue

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JonThompsonsEmail

Very similar, except with the gold one, people would be trying to break you down for the gold. So stone seems safer.

bryan.derksen

I suspect you'd be worth far more alive than as ordinary inert gold. I think I'd rather go with the metal, myself - though I'd be a lot heavier, I'd also be less vulnerable to chipping and other such damage. And it'd look cooler too.

While not otherwise changing its physical properties, your body gains the density of styrofoam.

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Work as a chef

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college_bound_hobbit

@sojikari yesssss your awesome for making a doctor who refrence

Be made entirely of wood

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Be able to sing beautifully

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jennitalia

Ah Doctor Who references :')

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