Have a retractable head, like a turtle

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joynerhoki
Turtles have retractable heads. WTF

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13% prefer Have a retractable head, like a turtle

errorblankfeild
One is bad, the other is kinda cool... What if you had both?? You couldn't retract your head completely...

47% prefer Have a retractable head, like a turtle

furlong.ryantaylor
So I can just retract my head, but other wise you can't tell there's anything weird about me. Where as with the shell I'm a giant freak man turtle thing.

100% prefer Have a retractable head, like a turtle

gruntspwn
This way I can say, "Am I not turtle-y enough for the Turtle Club?"

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