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Be grouchy

Ranked 1195 of 1996

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Robyn.T

Is this continuously grouchy for the rest of your life or temporarily grouchy? Because I really hate feeling grouchy and I would go to surprising lengths to avoid being snarky for the rest of my life.

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Have people think you are silly

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Be known as a "My Little Pony" enthusiast

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Be able to breathe underwater

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gulyman

THis is sort of a stupid comparison. Dou you want a super power or a mental disorder?????

A bizarre mishap leaves you a quadruple amputee, but gives you invulnerability and the ability to fly like superman

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wewereonlytryingtodrownher

Groucho? Intellectual cigar smoker? Who could not?!

An unkillable spirit of vengeance keeps striking you repeatedly with an ordinary tablespoon. Each blow is only a minor annoyance, and you can run away from it for brief periods of time, but it will always follow you and will never, ever stop.

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Be gullible

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Alien space bats cause your home city to sink into a giant system of previously-unknown caverns far underground that stretch for thousands of miles in every direction. Since they're benevolent, they turn everyone into elves who can see in the dark but can't stand bright light.

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gruntspwn

OH MY GOD. I love the bat one! WOOHOO! Subterranean WORKERS REVOLUTION!

Argue with someone who won't admit you are correct because they are too stubborn to admit they are wrong

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38% prefer Be grouchy

jonnyt_

One will lead to the other

Turn the other cheek

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