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Be nine feet tall

Ranked 978 of 1996

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Have the symptoms of a bad cold for the rest of your life and die at the age of 500

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69% prefer Be nine feet tall

ATMs will release any sum of money requested to anyone. However, for each dollar you take out one ticket in your name is entered into a draw. At the end of each week a single name is drawn and that person is killed.

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50% prefer Be nine feet tall

emma.ann.lee   Yay! Greedy people would DIE!

Be one inch tall

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78% prefer Be nine feet tall

bloomtom   This one would be better if it were one foot tall while maintaining proper proportions (not wide like a midget). Being one inch tall would make you completely unable to participate in normal life.

Shrink to 1/12 of your regular height (while remaining fully functional and properly proportioned)

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65% prefer Be nine feet tall

gruntspwn   Nine feet tall! BEWARE, capitalist pigs!

Transform into Billy Crystal

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69% prefer Be nine feet tall

Grow to 12 times your regular height (while remaining fully functional and properly proportioned)

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59% prefer Be nine feet tall

Have a long, luxurious ponytail that's permanently decorated with a big silk bow

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53% prefer Be nine feet tall

Shrink to one half of your regular height (while remaining fully functional and properly proportioned)

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57% prefer Be nine feet tall

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