I'd make a terrible CEO.

On the other hand, the severance package is usually quite good for CEOs...

Have a soul and get lots of money or be a demonic idiot.

Neither of those necessarily follows, Austen. Most books don't earn their authors boatloads of cash, and CEOs are generally not idiots. As CEO, one would be able to run the company however one wanted, demoniacally or angelically (until the board of directors fired you, of course).

Being CEO means I'd have to do a whole lot of high-stress stuff that I don't actually know how to do, and I'd be responsible to the shareholders and the board of directors for my failings. I'm sure I could wring more than a million dollars out of the company before getting fired but I'd prefer the lesser amount with no stress and acrimony involved.

Aren't they the same?

If I was CEO of a major corporation, I could by several motorcycles.

For this specific pairing though, If I was a ceo of a major corporation I wouldn't need the magic random doors, I could fly anywhere I damn please.